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A Few of the Greatest Films of All Time

Not in any particular order

1. Head (The Monkees most surreal hour)

2. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (It's my happening and it freaks me out)

3. The Tenth Victim (Marcello!!!)

4. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill (I've seen better fights on the late show)

5. The Magic Christian (The one starring Yul Brenner)

6. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Why did people hate this movie?)

7. 24 Hour Party People (Yes we had this domain name since '98)

8. Salvador Dali: Soft Self Portrait (The one Narrated by Orson Welles)

9. The Trip (You either get it or you don't)

10. This is Spinal Tap (Is to the music industry what the bible is to preachers)

11. Wild in the Streets (Should be an Election year special)

12. Spirit of '76 (The one starring David Cassidy, Devo and Redd Kross)

13. 1776 (This is the one you were thinking of. Watch 'em both this 4th of July!)

14. Car Wash (Because it was filmed in 1976)

15. The Producers (I love my little Joe)

16. Withnail and I (Don't threaten me with a dead fish)

17. Hustler White (Even straight people can enjoy this porno flick)

18. A Hard Days Night (Sorry we hurt your field Mister)

19. The Three Caballeros (What is a Disney flick doing on this list? It got a lot funnier once we had our epiphany. You see, Donald Duck is the CIA, Zeca Carioca is the Death Squads and the Rooster is Pancho Villa. And the dance number with Carmen Miranda's sister is much trippier than Fantasia.)

20. Even Dwarfs Started Small (German Title: "Auch Zwerge haben klein angefangen". Favorite quote from the DVD cover: "And the chickens turned to Cannibalism." Features an all-midget cast, but we have yet to spot a Nazi. Why don't more films have Midgets and Nazis together?)

21. The Tin Drum (The only film we can think of that has BOTH midgets and Nazis.)

22. Auto Focus (Yes the one that you thought was going to be a depressing movie about sex addicts. Our advice is to forget about seeing the film version of "The Producer's: The Musical." THIS IS BOOMERANG!! BAAABBEEE!! Still looking for the midget though.

23. And if you love conspiracies you will enjoy this film

Go to the Internet Movie Database if you want a full synopsis

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