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Welcome to the press room. Here is where we chronicle the prophetic utterances of the year 1998-to the present. Don't ask what it means now, for you will surely find out later.

July 4, 2004

News flash!! It's Okay to like Nixon!!

Manchester Election Results

A Revolutionary New Doctrine from Brasil which has nothing to do with Marilyn Monroe

Holiday Recipes Even Hitler Wouldn't Eat

Who are the Chicago 7-11?

Oasis in Rio De Janiero

Those crazy guys: The Walrus, The Carpenter and Futex (the 1998 World Cup Mascot)

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